Meet the Goats
Richmond
Male / Wether - Age 7
Richmond is objectively beautiful – many people have remarked on this unprompted – with a profile that belongs on ancient coinage. Very plush, he has always welcomed hugs, offering warmth despite his fundamentally solitary nature. He contains elegant contradictions: the intellectual who bucks wild, the loner who embraces freely, the refined aesthete with a mysterious past. He is complete unto himself.
Notable skill: The whisper-quiet precision of his jumps onto platforms.
Zenith
Male / Wether - Age 7
As a baby, Zenith was a sans-culotte, jumping onto a log to yell with revolutionary fury when bedtime routines were delayed. Age has refined this into a low rumble that carries the weight of a visionary. If he could drive, his car would be a Karmann Ghia with Bérurier Noir's "Vive le feu" playing. And yet Zenith is capable of profound tenderness, an impossibly soft companion.
Notable skill: Can walk on his hind legs like a circus goat.
Haruki
Male / Wether - Age 5
Haruki is adorable sweetness with an independent streak, in a form likened to that of a tiny mountain goat. He sometimes wears neon-color knee warmers, looking ready to glide into a roller rink at any moment. He is the Timothée Chalamet of goats.
Notable skill: Adorable expressions. Haruki doesn't just have adorable moments - he exists in a permanent state of adorableness, like a cartoon character who was drawn that way and can't help it. When he curls up, he looks like a fuzzy flotation device ready to sail the seas
Quasar
Male / Wether - Age 7
Laid-back, friendly and welcoming, Quasar enjoys hanging out without agenda. His nickname is "Cool Breeze", earned from his propensity to sit right in front of fans in the summer. He’s into power tools - DeWalt and Greenworks specifically. Quasar is confident in his interests, generous with his attention, and fundamentally a guy who's comfortable in his own fur.
Notable skill: Quasar’s pro wrestling moves are supreme.